Undies. Panties. Chonies. Skivvies. There are so many words that mean underwear, but none of which actually describe them. Especially not for women. Our underwear are so complex and have different categories and subcategories…all of which are un-f*ckin-comfortable.
Yes, I said ALL. If you’re a woman and reading thins, I’m sure that youre saying to yourself “I have comfy undies.” Well let me be the first to tell you that you don’t. Let me outline to you why they are uncomfortable…by type.
- Boy Shorts: Yea they look cute and feel fine when you are about to sexy with ya boo. But what happens when you put your pants on? That’s right…they start to pinch and ride in all the wrong places. Specifically they somehow start to pinch your thigh joint or your whoha! And of course you can’t just run around pulling out vedgies (that’s a vagina wedgies btw), without looking like you have something contagious.
- Thongs: They’re all fine and dandy until about 6hrs or so in. That is when the thong has retreated so far up your ass that you can taste the f*ckin elastic. And let’s be honest..your crack starts to feel like it’s getting chaffed. Lmao. Yup that’s right. your asscrack feels raw lol. Oh and when you take that thang off…FIX IT JESUS. I promise it feels like you’re trying to pull your soul out of your body.
- Period Panties: Personally I love them. they are soooo comfortable and easy. BUT…they just don’t work with anything but sweats. And speaking of sweat…this may be tmi…but I promise I feel like I get hotter down there when im wearing them. It’s like a sauna down there lol. Oh and not to mention that when you have to wear real clothes…they start doing things that they shouldn’t. Namely they f*cking fall down! Like how does that happen? Why are they falling?! How are they falling?! With all that ass back their youd think they’d stay up..but no!
So those are the issues that a majority of the underwear for women have. Guys only have to worry of riding up and getting holes. oh the easy life they lead.
What are some underwear issues you’ve faced? leave em in the comments below…if your brave lol.